Q1 2012

Hey peeps.

News brief for the first quarter of the new year!

January: We performed live at The Stage House Tavern with the legendary Danny Wacker of Amp'd, Baptized By Fire, and many other awesome projects. Don't believe us? Well, check out the video evidence...



February: We will be causing a duckus-ruckus with our Scotch Plains brethren of HAMMOND this Friday the 10th at The Crossroads in Garwood.

March: Official announcement to come soon, but for now let's just say that our old friend John Jameson will be giving free jig lessons...


Duckus-ruckus.

Show Tonight!

This year we are thankful for Google's endless cache of pictures of rubber ducks in festive costumes. Haven't checked yet, but I'm looking forward to some good Santas. Actually, the real gem is if there are any Hanukkah ones - then I can start making some Orthoducks jokes. HERF! But I'm getting ahead of myself...

We're also thankful for Flannery's for having us play at some of their biggest and coolest events this year, and the Thanksgiving Eve Drinkapalooza is no exception. We'll be there around 8 so it would be cool if you were there around like the 7:59-8:01 mark before they start turning people away.

Hasiduck Jew works too. CAN'T WAIT.

Flannery's Pub 200 South Ave. Fanwood, NJ 07023
Wednesday, November 23 8PM

Special Performance Tonight!

Hello, ladies.

Tonight is Downtown Westfield's autumn edition of Girls Night Out: an evening of sales, food, wine - and now - music.

Stop into the best specialty wine shop on the planet, CoolVines, on Central Ave from 6-8 for a wine tasting and music provided by the best specialty wine band on the planet, Mallard.

CoolVines 127 Central Ave. Westfield, NJ

Thursday, October 20th 6PM

Show Tonight!

Happy 15 years to...

It's a birthiversary bonanza! Drinks start at 8:00. We're taking the stage at 9:00, which means you'll be taking the floor in convulsive fits of quackstasy at roughly 9:01.

Secret password at the door gets you in for $FREE!
Don't know the secret password?
Well you better figure it out...
tick tock...




The secret password is "Mallard."

The Crossroads 78 North Ave. Garwood, NJ
Friday, September 30th 9PM


We also have a show coming up in Westfield, NJ. What? Details? No.
(hint.)

Charity Event This Weekend!

Hey well-to-do do-gooders! If you like locally harvested and well prepared foods with a masterfully paired wine selection, feeling good about your contributions to society, and cover songs... then you need to come to the Eat & Drink For A Reason: Farm to Table Charity Wine Dinner Saturday, September 24th.

Wait, what? Break it down:

Locally grown ingredients. Check.
Preparation by locally renowned chef. Check.
Family-owned wines paired by sommelier. Check.
Proceeds going to Children's Specialized Hospital of Mountainside. Check.


Mallard. Check.
Again, the event is this Saturday, the 24th and will be held in Scotch Plains. For more information and ticket purchasing, visit their website.


Or, you know, you could tell yourself you won't be spending that much on food and booze this weekend, then realize you poured $200 worth of watery beer and under-cooked french fries down your stomach while some one picked Coldplay to come on the jukebox 3 times in a row, then feel guilty about not helping kids with autism...
Your call :)

Show Saturday!

Hey so...

Flannery's liked us. And not just on Facebook - but in real, non-digital, human avian life! They went from having us perform for their super awesome one year anniversary party, to having us headline their probably-going-to-be-just-as super awesome Halfway to St. Patty's Day Party, Saturday the 17th.

New songs. New dances. New underwear.

It's pretty much going to be packed to the gills, so get there at 7 to make sure you're in before they have to start turning people away.

Flannery's Pub 200 South Ave. Fanwood, NJ 07023
Saturday, September 17th 7PM



Oh, hey you know who also liked us not only on Facebook? The Crossroads in Garwood. We'll be playing their FIFTEENTH anniversary bash on September 30th. Yea. We are, after all, an anniversary band.

Wedding bands are played.